is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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