So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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