Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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