The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
