This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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