You're so nebulous sometimes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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