my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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