reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Randomize
