Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
