I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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