Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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