Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
