we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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