it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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