ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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