I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
babies were throwing up all over the place
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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