I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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