Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Randomize