My girlfriend figured out who you are.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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