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(703): View more from Virginia

By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.

(703): View more from Virginia

Thank you Grey Goose.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....

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(317): View more from Indiana

I got her a Nickelback box set.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.

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(914): View more from New York

I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.

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(559): View more from California

She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.

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(949): View more from California

he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem

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(407): View more from Florida

Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.

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