I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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