He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was like eating out sand paper
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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