I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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