Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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