So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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