How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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