Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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