At least make sure they are 18
Why
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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