O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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