i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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