Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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