? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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