let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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