She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
