do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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