I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he was CRYING into my vagina
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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