he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize