this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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