i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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