So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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