dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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