It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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