What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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