I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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