And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
