There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
