are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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