You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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