Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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