so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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