Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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