I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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