are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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