Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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