Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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