I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
